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sperm and eggs is the same as span and eggs, right??

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Sophie Foxx
6/13/14, 2:51am (EDT)
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Hey-------->>>> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:bulb :bulb : :smoking :drinkup :smoking :drinkup :smoking :drinkup :bulb
Yeah you know what those smileys mean :evil

Amanda_Fucking_Palmer
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not sure what span is but i lube my own eggs ...



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timbo-83
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spam*

you're welcome :P

reminds me of a joke.....

two sperm are swimming side by side, one asks the other: "are we close to the egg yet??

the other says: "no, we are in the bitches throat, swim faster!!"

Derek99
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I've heard the spam and eggs thing, too. It doesn't have anything to do, with "Green Eggs and Ham" from Dr. Seuss though.

Sophie Foxx
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Yes, SPAM mnnnnn I like mine 50 first dates style with the peanut butter cups in it. Ummm YUM!

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timbo :orglaugh Isn't that how babies are made?? I always swear that if a guy tries to jizz in my mouth... umm no I'm not on birth control I can't, sorry. Better use your sock :jerkoff :jerkoff

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I just picked up a dozen fresh socks, lets hook up :winkwink

as for the baby making process, not sure how it works where you come from, but where I am this is how its done: http://t.co/KPqQ2bqlHk

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timbo :orglaugh Isn't that how babies are made?? I always swear that if a guy tries to jizz in my mouth...


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