Hi Daddy Fans,
Yesterday was another fun day. I had a considerable amount of visitors, and the topic ranged from "what nicknames do you call your penis" to "what you gonna do with a drunken sailor". Well maybe not the last one, but I'd love to put that out there, that if you DO find a drunken sailor on here, PLEASE send them to my room. I think their sailor hats and those gorgeous bell bottom pants with the 13 buttons on them to be such an amazing turn on. I want to unbutton each and everyone of them with my teeth.

My penis actually has two names. When he's flaccid his name is JOEY. Joey talks in a high cartoon voice while manipulating the urethra opening to simulate a mouth. He says stupid things like:

"HI I'm JOEY! I'm only an amateur at it but I LOVE to go Spelunking! (look it up guys... you'll love it)
He also tries to stretch around like and inch-worm because he's jealous of his alter ego. Which brings us to my penis' other name. When Joey's head gets too big, (yep that was a double entendre all right) When Joey's head gets too big, just like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde; JACQUES appears. Like Jacque's namesake he's an expert spelunker and loves to Hyde, er, HIDE in caves. He's quite adept at probing into the deepest darkest corners of caverns, and never losing his way, OR his raincoat if he happens to have one on that day. Jacques and Joey meet each other quite often, though mostly it's just like two ships passing in then night. Once in a while though, mostly when I can't make up my mind, they stay together and each contribute a bit to what I call flying the flag at half-mast. No, president has passed away, but half-mast still persists, likely because my age is passing away.

That all being said, I try to keep this body in as good a shape as I can given the limitation I have to live with. I have 5 crushed disks in my neck (cervical spine). It limits the resistance exercise I can do, so most of my body shape has to come from diet and very mild exercise. You probably wouldn't notice I'm disabled from seeing me or hanging out in my room, unless you notice that I have a high backed chair I use, and I tend to slouch down into it to support my neck. Diversion is the best pain relief and being a video model here SURE IS A GREAT DIVERSION.

So stop in and visit my man cave anytime you want. I'll show you around, introduce you to Joey and Jacques, depending on which is visiting me at time.

And please let me know... What's YOUR penis' name?

Much love, and horniness,
-Egan_Wolf Quote

Hello Egan,

what a great read! I love it. As you mentioned - when I visited your room - you have a way with words.
You most certainly have, indeed! (I like to think my judgement is not impaired by the fact that English is not my first language)

The forum has a librarian already and now it all points towards some essays to put into the shelves.

Greetz

Bisport

P.S. "Mine" has no name...but is happy nonetheless.

P.P.S. A "Spelunke" in German means a kind of shady bar. So if you would go there, you would quite possible meet your drunken sailor. Quote

Hello Egan,

what a great read! I love it. As you mentioned - when I visited your room - you have a way with words.
You most certainly have, indeed! (I like to think my judgement is not impaired by the fact that English is not my first language)

The forum has a librarian already and now it all points towards some essays to put into the shelves.

Greetz

Bisport

P.S. "Mine" has no name...but is happy nonetheless.

P.P.S. A "Spelunke" in German means a kind of shady bar. So if you would go there, you would quite possible meet your drunken sailor.


Thank you Bisport.

I enjoy writing essays, and there never seems to be a shortage of interesting things happening in my life, so more will be on the way.
-Egan_Wolf
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