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Created by: chrisdk

7/9/16 @ 10:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I tried my best Mohammed Ali moves and hit the Alien in the stomach area. I found out it's completely made of jelly, I slipped and now I am trapped inside.

I hand you a kangaroo.

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7/9/16 @ 9:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Kangaroo was so nasty and smelly - the Alien had to leave Earth :thumbsup

I hand you a Deck of cards .

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7/10/16 @ 1:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I play some magic tricks and the Alien plays now himself with the cards trying to figure out how I did it.
I hand you some erotic massage oils :winkwink

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7/12/16 @ 3:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I pour the oils into a glass - the Alien guzzles it and wants more [ I ran as fast as I could ] .

I hand a baseball bat , a glove and a ball .

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7/13/16 @ 12:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I show the Alien how to throw and catch (and sometimes even hit the ball) and we have quite some fun. Other Aliens are attracted by what I believe to be alien laughter (sounds like gargling). Now they all want to play, and they all get to hug me :-O.

I hand you a diascope.

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7/18/16 @ 1:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I place the diascope on the Aliens eyes and they are intrigued .

I hand you 6 crazy cats .

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7/19/16 @ 1:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I give a cat into each of the Alien's hands ... 5 cats get slimed and are meowing terribly, but the 6th cat is with me and can't stop laughing at the others.

I hand you an embarrassing Christmas sweater. :party

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7/20/16 @ 10:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I tried to show the Alien the embarrassing Christmas sweater , but he ate it without viewing it .

I hand you 101 marbles .

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7/21/16 @ 2:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I throw the marbles onto the floor and the Alien slips and slides and falls.

I hand you a birdcage with a budgie.

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7/26/16 @ 1:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I let the budgie free to fly and entertain the aliens .

I hand you a tuba .

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7/26/16 @ 2:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I can't handle a tuba, I give it to the alien directly ... seems it thinks it's a relative, it's talking to the tuba and hugging it :drinkup

. They have kinda the same shape :winkwink

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I hand you a "Fight like Bruce Lee" instruction video.

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7/27/16 @ 4:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"Fight like Bruce Lee" instruction video lasted for ONLY 1 bite . Alien is looking too hungry . :helpme

I hand you a pitch fork

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7/28/16 @ 3:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I run to the next field, get a huge bale of straw, haul it up and bury the Alien underneath it.

I hand you a permanent marker.

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7/29/16 @ 7:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I color the Alien eyes with the permanent marker and they cannot see . I run away .

I hand you 10 sets of encyclopedias .

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7/31/16 @ 3:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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That's to much and I let them drop. They fall onto my feet and the pain makes me scream terribly. The Aliens are shocked by my agony and run away.

I hand you the keys to a brand new car :thumbsup

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7/31/16 @ 3:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I shake the shiny new keys and the Aliens sing a song . I have to shake the keys 23 hours a day .

I hand you 100 chocolate bars .

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8/1/16 @ 1:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I unfold all chocolate bars, put one into each Alien mouth and while they chew delighted from the sweetness, I build an aluminium foil hat ... I am undisturbed from them afterwards and there is still some chocolate left ... I mingle. :party

I hand you my aluminum foil hat

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8/2/16 @ 11:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I wear the aluminum foil hat and get to hear all Queen songs and live concerts undisturbed .
It makes me feel invisible with the aliens never noticing me in the aluminum foil hat !

I hand you 6 large live fish .

[ I will try to reply the 31 July and 1 August topics tomorrow ]

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8/3/16 @ 4:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I dance Monty Python's Fish Slapping Dance with the Aliens and they put me into an asylum with crazy Aliens ...

I hand you my Alien pills.

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8/3/16 @ 10:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I put an Alien Pill in each Alien's mouths and they go to sleep . I take their spaceship for a spin .

I hand you several Chia Pet kits [ Grass grows on clay figures ]

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